the thing is that no one is ever going to tell you not to sit on a garbage can because they can see in your eyes that it’s where you belong

a british graduate in a beige striped suit pointed out a dollar on the floor to me instead of picking it up himself and there was a $20 underneath it ahahaha grad students are a plague

and the child that’s born on the thrashing day is thrashing and thrash and thrash and gay

thrash it out baby, just thrash it out

pussy-strut:

i thrashed you into this world and i can thrash you out

pussy-strut:

bagofshit:

this graduation is thrash as hell

you take that back

#things no one has ever said ever

this graduation is thrash as hell

i’m too pretty to have to spend time with journalists who aren’t mikki

some guy did that thing where you call a white girl by a white girl name to see if she’ll respond but this time he got it right :(

i can feel my heartbeat in my butt

MOM !! it’s too early to thrash!!

deadlycamille:

Help I am too pretty to be bored