May 2013
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amethystfist asked: i got my fingernails wet and they DIDN"T EVEN come off. bless this nail mess.
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boywitch:
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god i just want a little sack of garbage that will gnaw on my insides for about a year and then gnaw on my outsides for the rest of my life IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK
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wow setting a picture of my year old cousin as my wallpaper was a huge mistake
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i’m disgusting and beautiful
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i put olive and coconut oil in the bath today is definitely the day i break a hip
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the main audience for this blog appears to be bots and porn blogs
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i would probably feel a lot better about posting pictures of my baby cousins if i wasn’t followed by quite so many porn blogs
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malapropism
is the word i have stuck in my head of the day
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i think i must be ovulating because i can’t stop thinking about precious minerals and babies
nuditea:
why do you find contact with another human being tedious just because they are not bleeding for you
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my friend invited me to columbia’s all-university graduation but i’m not going unless the speaker is one direction
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one time when i was a kid my dad cut his forehead open playing rugby and i had to hold him down on the bathroom floor while my mom glued him back together
life hack: put it in your mouth
wandatinasky:
if you’re so rich, where’s your mountain of horse spines, huh?
wandatinasky:
one time a Hot Mom asked what kind of bike i ride and then touched me on the shoulder and said “i bet you’re really fast,” and the only response i could think of was “yeah, my parents are making me go to catholic school next year,” and then i fixed her front brake and she said goodbye and uncomfortably wished me luck at my new school
realhumanbaby:
When’s a good time to start pulling off my skin and hair in preparation for my body’s dissolution into the dirt underneath my house, I’m not doing anything this afternoon, do you want to hang out? I’m free this afternoon if you want to hang out, I’m not doing anything this afternoon
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life hack: drink more water
your anxious pukes will thank you!
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richwhitelesbian:
Write The Best Content Of Your Life By Having Constant Panic Attacks And Using Your Mental Instability To Create A Facade Of Creativity And Turn This All Into A Crutch For Your Fragile Ego + Sense Of Self
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dopernose:
How long have you been cute?
like six months
“You do not have to be good.
You do not have to walk on your knees
For a...”
– Mary Oliver, “Wild Geese” (via arosary)
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sometimes you have to give yourself over to the body let go and see where it takes you
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angry-poems:
i am going to go far under the dirt now
i am going to find god among all the little ants down there and god will be the ants and we will listen to the highway
it is high above us and i will be covered in god
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i make lying in bed unwashed eating guacamole with my fingers look good
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i had a dream about dgr that involved time travel and it turns out they were jerks back then too
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everyone’s bodies are just weird soft undercooked loaves of bread so like throw your oven in the river i guess
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some guy in the street wouldn't stop calling me...
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heckbabe:
raise ur hand if uve been dying since 1993 etc
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i’ve been trying not to get too jazzed about star trek: into darkness but last night i had a dream about it i can’t help myself this is just who i am
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i’m makin magnet a little package of my dirty laundry so Judy doesn’t forget what her daddy smells like (malt liquor and flop sweat)
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swaguar:
ever since seeing the great gatsby my nightmares consist of leonardo dicaprio chanting “old sport” over and over again until i wake up
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fondaffections asked: Technically octopuses do not have tentacles, they have 8 arms. Squids have 8 arms and 2 tentacles. Cuttlefish and Nautiluses also have tentacles, but octopuses are a cephalopod with no tentacles. I think it's important to combat cephalopod misinformation. It's sort of a personal "campaign" of mine.
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canyon-inn asked: i imagine if you ever cut all your hair it would just become octopuslike developing tentacles to roam the country, warming alley cats; strands drifting away choking dudes.
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“to be fair I’ve never met a cat that likes joy division”
