February 2012
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last night i passed out in front of hulu and when i woke up i had watched four episodes of a fox sitcom called “single dads”
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I don’t know what happened last night on Glee, but it was great for Men Crying.
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Unsent tweets from Canada:
Peeing in a drug dealer’s bathroom. He gets Bloomberg Businessweek, just like my boss.
I’m an American eating Mexican food at a restaurant in Canada, I am North America. #americas #fuckyeah
Found this sandwich in the bathroom but it’s wrapped up so I’m not even mad #omnomnom
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Anna is flying home right now but she left her...
she also left her canada dry ginger ale which i am now going to drink in her honour and in honour of my thrist also
*logging off*
*kiss*
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going to toronto tomorrow, what’s fun to do in canada (besides mira h)?
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my coven is my valentine
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this bottle of wine is my valentine
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my menstrual calendar is my valentine
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pussy-strut replied to your post: sl33pcr33p replied to your quote: Holy! Holy!…
it’s also ok for people to shit on ginsberg
pussy-strut replied to your post: sl33pcr33p replied to your quote: Holy! Holy!…
it’s ok to not read dworkin anna
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what if yr cat isn't mad he's just twerkin
think about it
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sl33pcr33p replied to your quote: Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy!…
YEAH BUT, GINSBERG, ANNA, GINSBERG. HAVEN’T YOU READ DWORKIN.
To be fair, it’s also a reference to my lapsed Catholicism, and a line from Siken’s “Snow and Dirty Rain” that reads “I am singing now while Rome burns. We are all just trying to be holy. My applejack, my silent night,...
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Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy!...
– “footnote to Howl”
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I hope that I never get so old that the phrase “poop deck” is no longer funny to me.
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I think hot sad girls smoking weed on tumblr is my new kink.
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let's get high and watch dude where's my car
January 2012
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2012: more meaner all the time
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pussy-strut:
i found this v-neck t-shirt in my room and it’s definitely not mine and it smells like dudes who smell like dudes and i don’t know how it got here but it’s mine now
upon further investigation the shirt was deduced to be the one i lost at cat birthday tho it sounds like it’s pussy-strut’s now
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remember that time I didn’t go on the internet all day and then a bunch of posts i was workshopping in my queue got published? oops.
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a 6.13 am: Dreamt that we drove into new york state and broke into people's house to eat their smoked salmon. Do you think people would notice?
c 1.03 pm: peopleupstate have, like, a lot ofsmoked salmon. maybe if we only took a little?
a 2.02 pm: That was the theory in my dream at least
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I’m like the best person to take with you if you ever have to get an abortion because I don’t mind hanging out with a book in a hospitalesque waiting room all day and I’ll text you funny stuff while you’re waiting for your appointment backstage or wherever
Farted in front of a shrine to His Holiness, it was funny but then I felt bad.
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Every month on the first day of my period I think...
“SUCK IT BABY JESUS”
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One time I went to a reading by Richard Dawkins, and when I was standing in line to get his autograph I was chatting with the lady directing the line, and I made a joke about trying to get Richard Dawkins to sign my boob and then she wouldn’t talk to me anymore.
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Hufflepuffs make the best doms.
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cyberslut rules of engagement/manifesto
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sl33pcr33p:
- never compromise yr feelings to make people comfortable - cry in public [cry all the time] - nothing sober is real anyway [sobriety is a bourgeois construct] - violence is the new “being the bigger person” - mellow is not an interesting state of being [relaxed fit jerks wear relaxed fit jeans] - you take up for every girl everywhere - suffer no fools - eat...
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emilysyrja:
Tired as I am of that meme, I’m always tempted to make “Shit Sleepy Andy Says” posts. Yes, there’s the predictable “I am just [blatant snore] resting my eyes,” but there are also the real gems, such as, “When I am president. In 2014. All Wayne’s World. All the time.”
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