June 2012
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RGR & One Direction were my 1000th post
RGR & One Direction were my 1000th post
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rgr-pop replied to your post: When is One Direction going to remake Spice World already?
jk that’s the movie i’m actually making rn
rgr-pop replied to your post: When is One Direction going to remake Spice World already?
don’t tease me
rgr-pop liked your post: When is One Direction going to remake Spice World already
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When is One Direction going to remake Spice World...
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I can promise at worst beer and at best regrets!
– i’m having a housewarming come to it why not
May 2012
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fatwasandfanboys:
It pains me to write this post but it’s a matter of life and death for a follower of mine. She is 17-year-old and living in an abusive situation. She has parents that won’t accept her Islamic apostasy, who hit her, who know she cuts herself but don’t care enough to get her help. She needs to get out of this situation and anything could help. If you’re in Toronto area and able...
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nothing more than a goddamned trendy ass po$eur
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the other day i was explaining the cellular mechanics of sex to jay the seven year old and i was secretly mad when he already knew about menstruation.
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mikkipedia:
bagofshit:
mikkipedia said: I’m letting you amateurs battle it out and then I will kill you all with my cat champions. Sorry in advance. NOT SORRY IN ADVANCE I MEAN.
was going through my old posts last night (because saturday night duh) and found this gem of a comment on a picture of my sweet lucy.
come at me bro.
Boom.
OMG THEY’RE HUGGING! i take it back…if...
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mikkipedia said: I’m letting you amateurs battle it out and then I will kill you all with my cat champions. Sorry in advance. NOT SORRY IN ADVANCE I MEAN.
was going through my old posts last night (because saturday night duh) and found this gem of a comment on a picture of my sweet lucy.
come at me bro.
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"pretty into butts generally because mine is so...
is an actual text i send this week
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painting my nails orange because all i wear is black red and purple and i want to see if i can make power clashing work for me.
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my favorite one direction song is the one where they talk about stealing cars
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hannahmcnoface:
zaynuwine
he looks so happy…
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KONY 2012
FOUR MORE YEARS
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luneintrigante replied to your post: So how hard can I cyber bully
what’s his status game like: awful, banal, twee
excellent question, because it is embarrassingly earnest in the vein of “look how great this thing is!” or “look at this picture of my awesome friends who got married!” which is rude because his friends also empirically suck.
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So how hard can I cyber bully
my mom’s friend’s son whose production company i interviewed with who didn’t give me a job, but with whom i’m still friends on facebook?
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confession: i have no idea where my uterus is.
when i have cramps it’s like, down there, and kind of also, underneath? like, in the back, a little, i guess? just like, down, and…all…around…
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i think it's cute
karaj:
that anna thinks it’s cute that i won’t finish a beer, i will just get a new one and give the rest to her.
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i just found $15 and a ticket for a 2006 production of Die Fledermaus in the breast pocket of a black jean jacket that I haven’t worn since high school.
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got so mad about ups that i had to leave some really mean amazon reviews like i’m a step-mom with a dead-end office job just trying to do right by her new kids for their first christmas together and learning on xmas eve that none of the packages will be delivered in time for the big day.
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emilysyrja replied to your photo: why yes i did have to order all 12 capitol…
ANNA I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO JEALOUS OF A PERSON IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
And I have maybe never been so validated? I feel a lot of feelings about consuming TheHunger Games in ways that mimic the way that The Hunger Games are consumed, and especially in the way the story is constructed and presented as a product in every...
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apparently the one child actress i didn’t recognize (ashleigh aston moore) from now & then died in 2007 at the age of 26, so maybe…birds, meet stone?
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and i had just drunk a bottle of wine and watched now & then so the night was going really well up till now.
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i just got news of two deaths in the span of two minutes…and now i wait.
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For Mother's Day my mom called her pregnant...
i wrote this post while i was still on the phone with her and she was telling me about how she’s thinking about joining twitter, “just to follow a few people”.
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GIMME ALL OF YOUR PICKLES AND ALL OF YOUR SALAD
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breadandwater asked: for cramps: puke a lot at work, then tell yr gay cismale co-workers all about yr periods. this helps only a little physically but erases some of the "i feel so shitty i might just die" (real talk, though, blue cohosh tincture is THE SHIT for cramps, literally the only thing besides vicodin that does anything for me)
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Feminism, you are drunk.
I need feminism because lists have to have at least 3 things.
I need feminism because gay men won’t have sex with me.
I need feminism because i pooped.
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psychthriller asked: Narcotics usually do the trick.
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katydidnot asked: it won't let me reply re: cramps but for yr anon i am pretty good at helping cramps as i have intensely bad ones and here is what i do: 1. ginger infusions help, and i figured out a delicious drink based on this (plus cinnamon, plus honey) it's on my tumblr tagged as cramps cause i can't link. 2. if you've got someone else, real rough lower back massage is good cause it...
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hotpinkchaos asked: I would avoid chocolate, and anything with caffeine. Drink Peppermint, Raspberry Leaves, and Chamomile teas.