February 2012
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Feb 26th
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last night i passed out in front of hulu and when i woke up i had watched four episodes of a fox sitcom called “single dads”
Feb 26th
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Feb 24th
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I don’t know what happened last night on Glee, but it was great for Men Crying.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Unsent tweets from Canada:
Peeing in a drug dealer’s bathroom. He gets Bloomberg Businessweek, just like my boss. I’m an American eating Mexican food at a restaurant in Canada, I am North America. #americas #fuckyeah Found this sandwich in the bathroom but it’s wrapped up so I’m not even mad #omnomnom
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Anna is flying home right now but she left her...
she also left her canada dry ginger ale which i am now going to drink in her honour and in honour of my thrist also *logging off* *kiss*
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 19th
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Feb 17th
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going to toronto tomorrow, what’s fun to do in canada (besides mira h)?
Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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my coven is my valentine
Feb 15th
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this bottle of wine is my valentine
Feb 15th
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my menstrual calendar is my valentine
Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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pussy-strut replied to your post: sl33pcr33p replied to your quote: Holy! Holy!… it’s also ok for people to shit on ginsberg pussy-strut replied to your post: sl33pcr33p replied to your quote: Holy! Holy!… it’s ok to not read dworkin anna
Feb 14th
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what if yr cat isn't mad he's just twerkin
think about it
Feb 13th
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sl33pcr33p replied to your quote: Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy!… YEAH BUT, GINSBERG, ANNA, GINSBERG. HAVEN’T YOU READ DWORKIN. To be fair, it’s also a reference to my lapsed Catholicism, and a line from Siken’s “Snow and Dirty Rain” that reads “I am singing now while Rome burns. We are all just trying to be holy. My applejack, my silent night,...
Feb 13th
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“Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy!...”
– “footnote to Howl”
Feb 13th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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I hope that I never get so old that the phrase “poop deck” is no longer funny to me.
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 6th
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I think hot sad girls smoking weed on tumblr is my new kink.
Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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let's get high and watch dude where's my car
Feb 1st
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January 2012
28 posts
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2012: more meaner all the time
Jan 30th
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pussy-strut: i found this v-neck t-shirt in my room and it’s definitely not mine and it smells like dudes who smell like dudes and i don’t know how it got here but it’s mine now upon further investigation the shirt was deduced to be the one i lost at cat birthday tho it sounds like it’s pussy-strut’s now
Jan 30th
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remember that time I didn’t go on the internet all day and then a bunch of posts i was workshopping in my queue got published? oops.
Jan 30th
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a 6.13 am: Dreamt that we drove into new york state and broke into people's house to eat their smoked salmon. Do you think people would notice?
c 1.03 pm: peopleupstate have, like, a lot ofsmoked salmon. maybe if we only took a little?
a 2.02 pm: That was the theory in my dream at least
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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I’m like the best person to take with you if you ever have to get an abortion because I don’t mind hanging out with a book in a hospitalesque waiting room all day and I’ll text you funny stuff while you’re waiting for your appointment backstage or wherever
Jan 29th
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Farted in front of a shrine to His Holiness, it was funny but then I felt bad.
Jan 29th
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Every month on the first day of my period I think...
“SUCK IT BABY JESUS”
Jan 29th
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One time I went to a reading by Richard Dawkins, and when I was standing in line to get his autograph I was chatting with the lady directing the line, and I made a joke about trying to get Richard Dawkins to sign my boob and then she wouldn’t talk to me anymore.
Jan 29th
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Hufflepuffs make the best doms.
Jan 28th
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cyberslut rules of engagement/manifesto
pussy-strut: sl33pcr33p: - never compromise yr feelings to make people comfortable - cry in public [cry all the time] - nothing sober is real anyway [sobriety is a bourgeois construct] - violence is the new “being the bigger person” - mellow is not an interesting state of being [relaxed fit jerks wear relaxed fit jeans] - you take up for every girl everywhere  - suffer no fools - eat...
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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emilysyrja: Tired as I am of that meme, I’m always tempted to make “Shit Sleepy Andy Says” posts. Yes, there’s the predictable “I am just [blatant snore] resting my eyes,” but there are also the real gems, such as, “When I am president. In 2014. All Wayne’s World. All the time.”
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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