i talked to my dad tonight and it mostly consisted of him saying “dont get any more tattoos” so i told him that now im definitely going to get more (i only have like five planned whatever) and he got even more upset so what im trying to say is whom will pay for me to get full sleeves
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listen…YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN NEW ZEALAND….dont try 2 lie 2 me !!!
MSG - Dec 3, 2012
im not crying yorre crying
LOOK AT THIS ASSHOLE
phil hartman the new zealander the cat
if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”
Virgin Crystal opal from Australia as found in mine
during my on n off airplane doze i had a dream that harry styles covered nothing compares 2 u, and i’m still like INCREDIBLY not over it. a couple dream yous blogged rly long blogs abt it and dream me made sure to like them. it was an important situation for all of us, as u can imagine.
NOTHING COMPARES 2 BIANCA
i started crying on thanksgiving because i thought too hard about an episode of the golden girls so like dont worry youre doing fine
rinse & repeat
i got my tickets home but im not telling anyone the dates because im gonna spend the whole time hangin g out with my mom bye
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fuck you i fucking sweat running this stupid blog
last night was the first time i’ve ever actively controlled my dreams i wasnt able to save one direction from getting kidnapped during a concert but with lindsay lohan’s help i was able to transform a zombie attack into a carnival zombie attcks are over if lindsay lohan wants it
i ate so many freakin biscuits at home! i became as strong as a bear!!