pussy-strut:

media uninterested

hagnet:

imagine sleeping next to banksy :( maybe you already have :(

i had to take my boots to a nail salon to get them resoled and i interrupted someone’s manicure oh oh what a banner day

noonewantsanalien:

cristalspiers:

Anna Nicole Smith, aid me now.

 

Slip from golden hyperdreams sweeter than sunshine, and bleach my soul to the root with inspiration of the highest volume.

 

I sprinkle glitter to the North, Moet to the East, toss some Oxy to the South, pick it up again immediately.

 

In the West, I light a fire, and smother it as it catches.

I know nothing about nothing.

goddess bless

the guy at my new chicken place is really friendly but i need to have a talk with him about what i mean when i say extra hot sauce because it is not “four packets please”

on my way home there was some kind of rope strung up over the sidewalk and the idea of walking under it made me so nervous that i had to do the sign of the cross a bunch of times but i walked under it and it was fine and i’m fine

i spend most of my time in therapy thinking about how pretty i am

today on the train a guy had his legs spread so wide as to take up two spaces on the bench presumably for his overgrown donkey balls so i squeezed into the half space left between him and the guy next to him and instead of closing his legs and not being an asshole he got up and stood for the rest of the ride ahahahahaha long story short i got two seats all the way into manhattan and that guy’s sucking dog dicks in hell now

pussy-strut:

my sense of humor is mostly just throwing stuff on the floor

both of the guys at the deli unprompted made a point to apologize that they’re still out of crazy stallion but their distributor just had a baby and they’re going to order twice as much this weekend