*raises eyebrow* *twirls moustache*
(straight person voice) hey, can you not describe something as “fucking gay piss coming out of my ass?” It’s really hurtful.
i like [redacted] even though she’s a protestant and had a shitshow of a wedding
we may never touch queerness, but we can feel it as the warm illumination of a horizon imbued with potentiality….the future is queerness’ domain. queerness is a structuring and educated mode of desiring that allows us to see the future beyond the quagmire of the present….we must dream and enact new and better pleasures, other ways of being in the world, and ultimately new worlds….queerness is essentially about the rejection of a here and now and an insistence on potentiality or concrete possibility for another world.
just saw a kid who was a baby at the school where i nannied and he screamed “you’re a bad missy” at me yknow just in case i was thinking about going back into childcare
You caught me, spotify.
how many times do i have to tell u
i wasnt going to wear velvet today but then i heard a little voice inside me whisper “dont be afraid of your own power” and now im wearing hella velvet
my dad is so funny because like he had a rattail for years just bc it made his mom mad and like he wouldnt let me cut my hair short when i was a kid bc he was a hippie or whatever and he smoked hella weed but now that im doing my thing he’s pissed like lol okay dad stay pressed cuz ima get so many tattoos wish me luck
i talked to my dad tonight and it mostly consisted of him saying “dont get any more tattoos” so i told him that now im definitely going to get more (i only have like five planned whatever) and he got even more upset so what im trying to say is whom will pay for me to get full sleeves
molleficent asked: IDKY I'M LAUGHIHG THIS HARD AT UR REBLOG/REPLY BUT I AM
listen…YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN NEW ZEALAND….dont try 2 lie 2 me !!!
MSG - Dec 3, 2012
im not crying yorre crying
LOOK AT THIS ASSHOLE
phil hartman the new zealander the cat
if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”
Virgin Crystal opal from Australia as found in mine
during my on n off airplane doze i had a dream that harry styles covered nothing compares 2 u, and i’m still like INCREDIBLY not over it. a couple dream yous blogged rly long blogs abt it and dream me made sure to like them. it was an important situation for all of us, as u can imagine.
NOTHING COMPARES 2 BIANCA