i'm a great big sister

  • brother: help! a girl just texted me asking if i "wanted to fuck". i don't want to have sex with her. how do i respond without being an asshole??
  • me: tell her you're celibate
  • me: tell her you're a monk
  • me: tell her she's really nice but you don't like her like that
  • me: tell her you're a jedi
  1. christinaaguilerasboobies said: omg the last one
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