oh hay. scuba gear by sweet pea and fay is the best ~true~ (ie: not too blue) green i have found but portland black lipstick company looks like it has some INTERESTING greens that i can’t wait to try out.
there it is! the definitive word on green lipsticks
aria cosplay
she really beat me to it but let’s talk more about what make-up look personifies each of us and nothing else forever
happy 3rd of july happy birthday aria i’m celebrating by drinking secret booze in my room before scrubbing the pots and pans. my boss told me i could have tomorrow off and “just hang out” here which is similar to the lie she told me when she said i would only be working 40 hours a week all summer and that’s why she wasn’t going to pay me extra to live-in (i won that negotiation btw) but i’m going to try to hold her to it by sleeping late and spending all day at the beach wish me luck
that time amy fucked the shit out of my lipstick and i couldn’t figure out how to reblog with a photo
reblogging someone’s gpoys is so intimate/if i’ve said it once i’ve said it a million times: lookit this hot slut
I’m going to die if we don’t make out don’t go to the hamptons
anna don’t kill aria that would be so bad
the best thing about this picture is that i am clearly wearing earbuds while taking it, and the meta-best thing about this picture is that i’m secretly listening to good charlotte while i’m taking this.
(via wandatinasky)
what if i move to brooklyn
WHAT IF
YEAH BUT, GINSBERG, ANNA, GINSBERG. HAVEN’T YOU READ DWORKIN.
To be fair, it’s also a reference to my lapsed Catholicism, and a line from Siken’s “Snow and Dirty Rain” that reads “I am singing now while Rome burns. We are all just trying to be holy. My applejack, my silent night, just mash your lips against me. We are all going forward. None of us are going back.”
But also, I haven’t read Dworkin/don’t really read anything but fiction/apparently need to tho.
- never compromise yr feelings to make people comfortable
- cry in public [cry all the time]
- nothing sober is real anyway [sobriety is a bourgeois construct]
- violence is the new “being the bigger person”
- mellow is not an interesting state of being [relaxed fit jerks wear relaxed fit jeans]
- you take up for every girl everywhere
- suffer no fools
- eat cake [eat everything]
- if yr sleeping with yr cat it is not sleeping alone
- if yr sleeping with a beer in yr bed it is not sleeping alone
- don’t internalize anything even [especially] if that means letting so much crazy out of you
- make men cry
- farting as a means of communication [farting as self-care]
- talk about everything yr not supposed to [poo with ya boo/be the grossest always]
- fuck and get fucked however you want
- be loud [and smart and mean]
- take up space
- take up space that is traditionally occupied by men
- get lipstick on everything
- punch people [get punched]
- you can/have to hate yrself but you don’t really hate yrself
- because you are perfect-steal anything
-raise hell
-prioritize the coven
-blog about it
- skillsharing (esp. re: thieving)
- honesty even [especially] when it’s hard
- be more “gay” more of the time
- kissing on the mouth
- not sorry
- never sorry
I’m pretty sure this is going to be the alternate title to the much longer (albeit much more informative): Hannah’s Summer Tour of the East and Maybe Also the West Coast.
as I am pretty sure I am joining for part of the east coast leg, WHO THE FUCK IS PUTTING US UP IN NEW YOARK
wut are you even serious about that question
srsly like u wouldn’t have yr pick of the litter coven
Thanks to pussy-strut my facebook wall is the place to watch all the radio hip-hop videos for those privileged enough to be my fbfriendz (yr welcome, sl33pcr33p)
So you think it’s the best, and I’m super jealous of you? Doesn’t matter, ‘cause both of those are true! DREAMBOAT.
Also, such a good episode. Such a good series. It wasn’t until late into season two that it offended me at all (which, spoiler alert: most of the things I love offend me pretty regularly) and even then they did pretty well, compared to most media.
VERONICA MARS IS LITERALLY THE GREATEST AND YOU’RE A FOOL IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT.
This is a great question, because really, hell if I know. I think it’s kind of my take on Donna Haraway’s Cyborg Manifesto, except for I’ve never actually read A Cyborg Manifesto and mostly have only heard about it from schmucks who also haven’t read it but talk like they have.
For me I guess it’s in reference to a digitally mediated third-wave feminist identity that recognizes intersections of identity and builds community outside of the meatspace. Specifically it’s about the people I know on tumblr and the things they do and how that influences my behavior and identity and fashion choices in my physical life. It’s not apolitical, because it’s based on these very refined ideas we have about living life and being good people, but it’s focused on the personal and about being fun and awesome and doing me in a way that no one ever told me I could before. Also the me that I am doing is way more colorful and dirty-mouthed and frank and funny and sexy than I ever expected I could be, because I have all these amazing examples in this community that I have built online with people and ideas I would never be able to access without the internet/digital spaces/technology.
This is an incomplete explanation at best, I hope people will add onto it or correct me because there’s a lot I haven’t worked through yet, but that is my working definition at the moment.
Also, pretty sure you already are one and if you don’t think you are you absolutely can be. Get free.
I feel the need to dissect it by tumblr post.
She, my witch coven sister Anna/bagofshit, sent me a letter, a Diarrhea Planet shirt:
3 copies of the same Evil Weevil tape (?) [note: I think this happened because Evan was like, take some and give them to your friends, and I was like I don’t have a tape player or friends who know from DP, but I bet Aria does][or something?], iron supplements,
and a billion lipsticks (aided in this by other coven sister, Emily/pussy-strut) with a lipstick guide. The rest of this post is me taking pictures of myself with all the different lipsticks on with what she wrote about the lipsticks underneath and my thoughts on said lipstick, because The Internet.
“Fuchsia Fever” by Maybelline Because if you like to wear lipstick, someday you’re going to need the brightest, purest shade of bubblegum pink you can find. Fuchsia fever is that bubblegum pink. It’s like if ’90s pop music was a color, it would be the color of this lipstick.
Basically I’ve been looking for this shade of lipstick forever but everything ends up being too coral or too hot and not…. THIS
“Rose Hip” by Milani A little darker than Fuchsia Fever, but no less neon. I love this brand of lipstick, and this one wears great. Every time I wear it I feel like a ’60s MILF at the beach, although that could be because the first time I wore it I was also wearing a leopard bikini.
“Siren,” “Spellbound,” and “Eternal” by Covergirl This run of pinks are the first lipsticks I got when Olivia (sweater-meat) first inspired me to really make lipstick happen in my life, and pink lipstick at that (she is a fan of “Enchantress” by Covergirl, which is lighter and sparklier than Fuchsia Fever) (metal as fuck). I also really really like this lipstick brand - I think it’s Covergirl’s Lipstick Perfection line? Whatever I’m not really sure how that works. Anyway, “Siren” is a brighter, sparkly shade, “Spellbound” looks like an Easter egg, and “Eternal” is a dark pink just this side of red. “Eternal” is probably one of my favorite lipsticks OF ALL TIME, but they all have their use.
I like the way these wear/taste (lipstick tastes perfumey, and I hate that, but these are nice) and that they’re all glittery but Eternal is definitely an A+ shade for me especially.
“Ruby Star” by Maybelline Because I would be remiss to send you a lipstick starter pack without at least one red. I’ve had a lot of trouble finding a solid red, but this one is pretty much my go-to. It’s not too bright, and it’s sparkly, which adds a little oomph to the classic lipstick shade.
I love red lipstick more than a normal person should probably love red lipstick (which means it’s really great that you sent me so much pink, because I have very little) and this is cool because of the little hint of sparkly and the pinkish tone. It can’t beat my favorite red, which I jacked from my old roommate who doesn’t wear red lipstick. I don’t know what shade it is but it’s Revlon and it’s matte and it is just so…. so good.
“Black Cherry” by Revlon This is one of my favorite of what I think of as “Morticia Addams” shades. It’s just great.
Brad and I plan on being Morticia and Gomez for Halloween so this will come in handy. Also, I am obsessed with dark lipsticks because I think they look especially striking next to my light blue/lavender hair.
“Vamp It Up” by Wet ‘n’ Wild This is easily the best deep purple shade I’ve found. The others tend to be more glossy, but this one really gets the point across. I love wearing it on public transportation and being ignored by everyone else on the bus.
BESSSST. I love how the dark Wet ‘n’ Wild shades are matte, super intense, and like $1 or $2 at most.
“Bronze Leaf” by Milani This is the only shade I’ve included that I don’t also own, but I feel like bronze lipstick is never a bad thing, especially in the summer. Also, as I’ve said before, I love Milani - I’ve only ever found it at one drugstore, bu thte colors are bold and it wears really comfortably. Actually, I went out and found myself a tube of this and it’s great! I think it’s the perfect shade of bronze for how I like to wear lipstick, but you might want more of a lighter gold or darker copper, but I think this is a good starting point!
I have some gold lipstick and I don’t actually like it but I like this. I think I was wanting for some more copper in it.
In conclusion
ANNA RULEZ EMILY RULEZ LIPSTICK RULEZ DIARRHEA PLANET RULEZ TAKING IRON SUPPLEMENTS IS GOING TO RULE, I FEEL PRETTY
So glad I finally sent Aria that package/she enjoyed it (sorry again for taking so long). As you can see, I have a lot of feelings about friends and lipsticks, ALL OF THEM GOOD.
LIPSTICK WITCHES FOREVER.
