Lyle and i almost got struck by lightening and it was the coolest thing to happen to me in months
Posts tagged emily.
i got weird and confessional last night but only to emily mikki and kara who i trust to forgive me
Chris Evans was there, and he recognized Zach, and he was like, ‘Dude I love you, you’re a great actor, but that show you’re on is bullshit.’ I don’t even think he was talking about Happy Endings, I think he was talking about FlashForward, but I was a little under the influence, and so I got up in Chris Evans’s face like an idiot—because he would have destroyed me, he would have ripped my arms off—and I was like, ‘Whoa, not cool, Captain America.’ And then Damon backed me up, and I was like, ‘We’re going to kick the shit out of you, Chris Evans.’ And then security broke us up. So there you go.
emily’s an inceptioner sorry we wanted it to be a surprise
i’m stupid and i wish i was dead
kara emily and i came so close to becoming blood sisters last night and i really regret not carrying a boxcutter with me anymore because if we had a blade we would have made magic happen
last night emily and i got in a fight over the difference between sauce and dip then we talked about opening a joint bank account
public declaration of my affection
THIS BEAUTIFUL BABY LOVES ME & IT FEELS SO GOOD
colin is going to come back and so is max and everything is going to be good again and maybe even better
everyone’s a winner with a jimmy’s diner dinner
real glad emily comes back today because ichabod is the mopiest when she’s gone
emily is in austin and peter took her to see my uncle’s house because my uncle was peter’s vet years ago and we established this because peter once told me he had a cat named muffin who got hit by a car and they called the vet who made house calls and he came over and said “i guess muffin got turned into a pancake” and peter was the only one in his family who laughed and the vet said “well at least i made the vegan laugh” and peter said does that sound like your uncle and i said yes exactly