Lyle and i almost got struck by lightening and it was the coolest thing to happen to me in months

i got weird and confessional last night but only to emily mikki and kara who i trust to forgive me

(via nuditea)

kara emily and i came so close to becoming blood sisters last night and i really regret not carrying a boxcutter with me anymore because if we had a blade we would have made magic happen

last night emily and i got in a fight over the difference between sauce and dip then we talked about opening a joint bank account

pussy-strut:

wandatinasky:

public declaration of my affection

THIS BEAUTIFUL BABY LOVES ME & IT FEELS SO GOOD

colin is going to come back and so is max and everything is going to be good again and maybe even better

emily is in austin and peter took her to see my uncle’s house because my uncle was peter’s vet years ago and we established this because peter once told me he had a cat named muffin who got hit by a car and they called the vet who made house calls and he came over and said “i guess muffin got turned into a pancake” and peter was the only one in his family who laughed and the vet said “well at least i made the vegan laugh” and peter said does that sound like your uncle and i said yes exactly

remember when we went to brunch and i pretended my foot got stuck in that fence?