Posts tagged one direction.

this one direction duct tape is really gonna take me places

we went to target

my friend invited me to columbia’s all-university graduation but i’m not going unless the speaker is one direction

i’m providing another different (but similar) public service

the joke is that i don’t particularly date cismen anymore the one exception is one direction and you can tell them i said that

this is self-care

people are always uncomfortable with my lack of decoration so i decided to do something a little different this time

“whose colgate is that in the bathroom, and who’s on the cover?”

the teen wolf listens to one direction

(via psycholinguistic)

he wants the c

eighthgradesleepover:

There are people who reblogged the Denny’s One Direction lyrics without commenting on how this is how capitalism is destroying us and this is how capitalism is destroying us

i was the first person to follow magnet on tumblr and then we hung out one on one and i made her watch me do a lot of one direction blogging

eighthgradesleepover:

dennys:

Would they say they have B-A-C-O-N?
Well if it were us, then we would.
Would they feed you when you’re feeling hungry?
Tumblr, you should know that we would.

#1DennysLyrics

i won’t survive this i’ll be dead by wednesday

(via laracroftspenis)

luckily i was able to cover up the accidental 1d tatt with a rihanna reference

i have seen the future of celeb masculinity and it is being carried out of a club drunk wearing a mesh shirt