this one direction duct tape is really gonna take me places
Posts tagged one direction.
my friend invited me to columbia’s all-university graduation but i’m not going unless the speaker is one direction
i’m providing another different (but similar) public service
the joke is that i don’t particularly date cismen anymore the one exception is one direction and you can tell them i said that
people are always uncomfortable with my lack of decoration so i decided to do something a little different this time
“whose colgate is that in the bathroom, and who’s on the cover?”
the teen wolf listens to one direction
(via psycholinguistic)
There are people who reblogged the Denny’s One Direction lyrics without commenting on how this is how capitalism is destroying us and this is how capitalism is destroying us
i was the first person to follow magnet on tumblr and then we hung out one on one and i made her watch me do a lot of one direction blogging
Would they say they have B-A-C-O-N?
Well if it were us, then we would.
Would they feed you when you’re feeling hungry?
Tumblr, you should know that we would.#1DennysLyrics
i won’t survive this i’ll be dead by wednesday
(via laracroftspenis)
luckily i was able to cover up the accidental 1d tatt with a rihanna reference
i have seen the future of celeb masculinity and it is being carried out of a club drunk wearing a mesh shirt








