• p: trying to kick this cold, it's snot going great.
• b: you're better than that.
• p: i most certainly am not.
• b: you most certainly are snot.

wedontgiveafrak:

The Right To Bear Arms.

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Bears know their rights, and damned if you’re going to be taking away their sick guns.

loveyourchaos:

(by mister sullivan)

Bears will see us through.

luckyshirt:

Lunch with the entire tumblr staff in a really small restaurant.

Lumblr.

LOOKS LIKE AAIRPLANE AND I AREN’T THE ONLY ONES MAKING TUMBLR PUNS ANYMORE. GRUMBLR.

Out with the old

• Aairplane: Still thinking about starting a shark blog called "Chumblr."
• Anna: That's dumblr.
• Aairplane: All semen blog...Cumblr.
• Anna: That I would read. What about the cookie blog, Crumblr?
• I've also got Jumblr for puzzle enthusiasts, Rumblr for '70s trucker porn, and Humblr, the Unauthorized Stage Biography of Mother Teresa (A Musical!).