Posts tagged queer.

The Nanny Diaries: West Village Edition

  • Me: J., get in bed.
  • J: I'm in love with this toy car.
  • Me: That's great, get in bed.
  • J: He...we're gay.
  • Me: Sweet. Get in bed.
  • J: We're gay together.
  • Me: Why don't you and your boyfriend get in bed so I can read to you.
  • J: We're not boyfriends! We're gay together. We're husbands.

“Aha! It’s a mock turtleneck, and I found it in the garbage.”

I’m pretty sure that Max from Happy Endings is the queer tv character I most identify with of all time.

Got about a month’s worth of posts queued up for period-sex, jump on this dick before the train leaves the station or however that goes.

(via period-sex)

cyberslut rules of engagement/manifesto

pussy-strut:

sl33pcr33p:

- never compromise yr feelings to make people comfortable
- cry in public [cry all the time]
- nothing sober is real anyway [sobriety is a bourgeois construct]
- violence is the new “being the bigger person”
- mellow is not an interesting state of being [relaxed fit jerks wear relaxed fit jeans]
- you take up for every girl everywhere 
- suffer no fools
- eat cake [eat everything]
- if yr sleeping with yr cat it is not sleeping alone
- if yr sleeping with a beer in yr bed it is not sleeping alone
- don’t internalize anything even [especially] if that means letting so much crazy out of you
- make men cry
- farting as a means of communication [farting as self-care]
- talk about everything yr not supposed to [poo with ya boo/be the grossest always]
- fuck and get fucked however you want
- be loud [and smart and mean]
- take up space
- take up space that is traditionally occupied by men
- get lipstick on everything
- punch people [get punched]
- you can/have to hate yrself but you don’t really hate yrself
- because you are perfect

-steal anything
-raise hell
-prioritize the coven
-blog about it 

- skillsharing (esp. re: thieving)

- honesty even [especially] when it’s hard

- be more “gay” more of the time

- kissing on the mouth

- not sorry

- never sorry

(via sloanealexandra)

Really proud of this curl, especially as my hair’s been a hot steaming mess recently.

I feel like this is a good time to mention that when I was was a kid I always planned on growing the sickest mutton chops when I grew up, and realizing that I was never going to be able to grow a cool beard was like the saddest day of ninth grade ever. Then last year I realized that women can grow sick facial hair, just not me. I’m still trying to get over that one.

catzandcunts:

chrstndvtt:

molliemonster:

This is the Right Rides service area! 

Right Rides is a New York based non-profit that provides free rides home for women and LGBTQ people within this service area! 

We operate on Friday and Saturday nights, from midnight until 3am! 

Give us a call if you need a ride! 

1-888-215-SAFE (7233)

And reblog this! :D

I’d like to personally vouch for how awesome Right Rides is. Nothing is better on a cold, late night then getting into a warm car with friendly folks.

Such a great resource to know about!

this is really awesome and important.

The black flame candle. Made from the fat of a hanged man. Legend says that on a full moon it will raise the spirits of the dead when lit by a virgin on Halloween night. Hmm. So let’s light the sucker and meet the old broads.

So I’m pretty sure that Hocus Pocus is a treatise on “appropriate” (straight, male-centered/dominated, chaste, reproductive-oriented) forms of sexuality vs. “perverse” (feminine, queer, promiscuous, pleasure-seeking) forms of sexuality. It’s Disney so I really shouldn’t be so surprised by the message, but I am a little surprised at how heavily they lean on inferred pedophilia to construct their straw man of “perverse”/non-normative sexualities as inherently evil. I guess it’s not really anything new, but…yikes.

I’ve got a lot more things so say on the subject, but mostly I want to talk about how Omri Katz does and always has lit the sucker in my pants (which adds a further dimension to the situation, as Disney preaches the most apple-pie kind of normativity and yet has never been shy about sexualizing their under-age actors (and audiences?).